The most offensive Alligator Alcatraz shirt on the fucking market. This shirt is meaner than a rabid bitch in heat, crafted to make you the alpha of any dive bar or street fight. Wear it and watch every pathetic autist and skank tremble before your swamp-king swagger!
The Straight Dope:
This is an average fitting shirt - neither athletic nor oversized. Just like a fat chick's pussy, nobody's writing poetry about it but it gets the job done.
